Pets

Adorable Donkey Foal
''Standing on all fours and looking around curiously is a very cute little donkey. Even though they once were human their mind has been regressed to little more than an adorable little newborn jenny. She brays cutely and prances around, happy to play and frolic like a cute little foal. This pet gives it's owner a way to distract their opponent with the cute little foals overwhelming innocence and cuteness.''

Effects from keeping this creature as your familiar:
 * Sneak chance percent: -10
 * Action point discount when moving: -0.2
 * Percent negation of opponent's ability to evade a spell: 5
 * Willpower damage reduction when hit by spells: 2.5
 * Transformation energy reduction when hit by spells: 2.5

BDSM Pony Girl
''Your faithful and obedient pony girl. You obliterated her old self, leaving her little more than an animal brain in a human body. She is obedient, sexy, and loyal and although a bit of a handful at times you can definately rely on your little pony.''

Effects from keeping this creature as your familiar:
 * Extra mana % maximum: -15
 * Willpower damage reduction when hit by spells: 7.5
 * Transformation energy reduction when hit by spells: 7.5

Cursed Doll
''Just being around this straw doll makes you feel sick to your stomach, you can't help but feel pity for whoever this object was originally but anything that was left of them is long gone. The doll saps away all life around it and is near painful to touch but at the same time gives them a feeling of immense power. Only a fool would keep this doll lest they be consumed by it.''

Effects from keeping this creature as your familiar:
 * Extra willpower % maximum: -14
 * Willpower recovery per update: -3.5
 * Mana recovery per update: -2.5
 * Extra chance of spell critical hits: 10
 * Extra willpower damage dealt from spells: 20

Fairy Familiar
''From a distance, she looks like a tiny ball of incandescent light, supported in the air by a large set of wings - though looking closer, you see she is a glowing, 3-inch tall, naked, redheaded female - and an attractive one at that. Her magical nature lends quite a bit to her owner's spellpower. While not technically inanimate, she is permanently '' bound to her owner; escape is not only impossible, but the thought of it would never even occur to her. Therefore - it is odd that she spends much of her time trapped in a bottle - perhaps her owner is merely seeking some peace and quiet? She does seem quite... hyperactive... and you can imagine her getting on anyone's nerves very quickly. 

Effects from keeping this creature as your familiar:
 * Extra willpower % maximum: -3
 * Extra chance of spell critical hits: 2
 * Extra transformation energy damage percent: 4
 * Extra willpower damage dealt from spells: 2

Familiar Feline
''This pet gives its owner an increased flow of magical energy, and support in casting their spells making them more powerful. Even so its curiosity and mischievous nature are a little contagious, making its owner's magic more likely to blow up in their face, and slowly sapping their will.''

Effects from keeping this creature as your familiar:
 * Willpower recovery per update: -0.1
 * Extra mana recovering from meditating: 5
 * Extra transformation energy damage percent: 4
 * Extra willpower damage dealt from spells: 2

Hung Stallion
''This majestic stallion gives it's owner a faster movement speed, although very loud and obvious. They also gain a willpower boost from dominating such a powerfully dominant creature.''

Effects from keeping this creature as your familiar:
 * Extra willpower maximum: 20
 * Sneak chance percent: -30
 * Action point discount when moving: 0.35

Magic Slut Ball
''It's not just a pet, it's a Magic Slut Ball! Know-er of the unknown, See-er of the unseen, source of all mystical knowledge in the universe! Or... not. While one could pick up this sphere, less than a foot in diameter, and shake it - all it would likely do is cause the tiny, improbably proportioned woman inside to take a brief break from her marathon masturbation session, look up from the pool of her milk and sexual fluids she was lying in (and which you have just caused to drench her) - and curse them out. Then again, she seems so focused on bringing herself off, that she may lack the will to stop even to acknowledge her owner; her answer may well be 'All signs point to 'Yes! YES! GOD YES!!!!' Truly a valuable item, her owner will likely take great pains not to lose or break her - perhaps moving more carefully, or filling their pack with fewer lesser goods...''

Effects from keeping this creature as your familiar:
 * Extra willpower % maximum: 8
 * Willpower recovery per update: 1.5
 * Percent chance to evade an attack: -10
 * Willpower damage reduction when hit by spells: 2
 * Extra inventory space: -0.2

White Tiger
''This large and majestic looking tiger, with the rare coloration of white fur with black stripes, stalks through the town as if it owns the place. And it can do whatever it pleases. Then again, who's going to tell a 500 lb. carnivore that they can't do what it wants? The large feline simply radiates mystery and magic. Whether this is because they might have been a former mage or because of white tigers' reputation in many a Vegas magic show is anyone's guess.''

Effects from keeping this creature as your familiar:
 * Extra willpower % maximum: -1
 * Extra mana % maximum: 5
 * Mana recovery per update: -0.1
 * Transformation energy reduction when hit by spells: 3.5